Winterink 

An awesome last name, for a semi-awesome kid.
blonde, usually.

barely has any food in her house, barely has any junk in her trunk, and barely has boobs.

Charlie: man she be fiiiinnnne
Apple: you know it brosive|
Charlie: what is her name, foo?
Apple: Nat Winterink, she be hot, but she aint got much in her kitchen(literally) if you know what im saying
Charlie: she still makes me weak in the knees, though.

Winterink by RAAAWWWRRR October 8, 2010

winterink 

is thriller and a romance writer. she inks tragedies and hatred with love and passion. she believes that The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink.

winterink, Her love for her ink is evident during the winter.

winterink by sugarush2 April 27, 2023

Winterdick 

Shrinking of the penis brought about by exposure to cold surroundings.

girl. "Hahaa it's tiny!"
guy. "hey it's cold outside, this is just my winterdick, it'll go back to normal when it warms up."

Winterdick by Jaspar_J July 10, 2010

Wittering

Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.

Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?

Wittering by Never witter July 26, 2010

winterlings

The cold-weather trio of hat, scarf, and gloves.

Better grab your winterlings! It's cold out there!

winterlings by YakHerder January 9, 2011

wintringham 

A dog shit school in Grimsby. Would not recommend, full of chavs who think they’re solid but flap it whenever confronted. At least 1 teacher every year is a convicted nonce so keep your children away.

“I was gonna go to Wintringham but after further reconciliation I decided not to because of my crippling fear of being shanked by a chav with a sharpened pencil.”

wintringham by 6 times January 20, 2020

Winterize 

Winterize is related to sork'd and refers to the business traveller that suffers a self-inflicted sork-ing: meaning that no one is buying or bringing them alcoholic drinks, instead they consume them all on their own and get smashed at a business event. Term originates from the northern activity of pouring chemicals into vehicles and pipes to prepare them for a long winter storage (nap), as "winterizing" typically results in a business traveller sleeping through the next day's meetings as they suffer through the Malaysian Flu.

Erin got winterized last night and is now suffering from the Malaysian Flu

Winterize by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009