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The mythical IT/Facilities guy who 'fixes' things that don't need fixing so they *become* broken, or who never appears at all but is always "going to be here next week."
noob drone: "GD it, why don't I have a dial tone this morning? My phone worked yesterday!"

wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."

noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"

wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."
by Willy Codewell July 30, 2012
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The winstons, also known as alcoholism, is a strong dependency on alcoholic beverages. It is mainly used to describe a raging alcoholic who still manages to keep his life in order and possibly even save England from Hitler.
"Larry's got a bad case of the winstons... That guy was totally drunk when he presented his doctoral dissertation."
by Greg O'neal September 13, 2005
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A person who is completely incapable of eating anything without having it go all over their face. Like a small child, this person will also not clean up after themselves, call people mummy and needs constant care.
Steph: Did you go to lunch today with your boyfriend.

Courtney: Ugh....yeah, hes such a Winston, its disgusting.
by magspell December 03, 2011
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a jerk, uncaring asshole, who does not give a thought to how anyone else feels.
me & winston went to a restaurant and winston gets the number of a waitress and tries to say it was the guy the front but when we leave he stops and gets the number of the guy at the front.
by thegirlyoullneverget April 03, 2011
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The term used to describe the male penis after just having had sex. Also the term carried until the male washes his penis after intercourse. Note: having sex with a different women on a "Winston" is a "Super Winston."
Dude, I totally have a winston right now. or: Dude, I just did her with a winston.
by mustang0341 June 22, 2011
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A asshole who thinks he can get any girl he wants. He seems popular on social media but in real life ain't shit. Is a lame fuckboy named after a pack of cigarettes.
Friend 1:There goes a Winston he looks cool.
Friend 2: Girl stay 100 feet away he has too many problems.
by Teke James January 07, 2017
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Pretty much the most disgusting cigarette known to man-kind.
"Don't smoke Winstons, they suck."
by radioactive pants November 21, 2009
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