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A sex act in which a very fat gray haired man who is naked accept for a tie and a pair of socks while standing up pulls his ass checks apart and the other person who is on there knees puts their nose at the top of their ass crack and mouth over their asshole and the gray haired man shits in their mouth and the other person swallows the shit whole.
I heard that martin like to pay prostitutes to let him give them winston churchhills.
by durgex August 25, 2010