judy winslowed 

v. -To disappear with no reason or explanation.
-To be cut off from a social group/team/family because they are a worthless ass with ugly hair.

Derives from the tv show "Family Matters" in which Judy Winslow mysteriously disappears. No explanation was given, and nobody seemed to really give a shit that she was gone. They just decided she wasn't worth the trouble.
The term "rachel" could also be used to explain someone who also mysteriously disappears and just leaves her kid behind.

Little Girl: "Daddy, howcome all my things are gone and my bedroom is full of your sports memorbilia?"
Father: "Sorry, I just can't deal with your shit anymore, you're being Judy Winslowed."

Boy: "Hey coach, howcome my name is no longer on the roster of the school chess team?"
Coach: "meh, no reason really...it's called being Judy Winslowed, kid, get used to it!

judy winslowed by Judy Winslow May 16, 2006

michael winslow 

Michael Winslow, the Man of 10000 sound effects. for his ability to make realistic sound effects using only his voice.

nothing can beat Michael Winslow's jimi hendrix guitar playing effects

michael winslow by NoRest June 5, 2006

Carl Winslow'd 

To burn someone in a sarcastic and ironic manner, while referencing the 1990s.

1) Oh no, I just cut my wrist with my slap bracelet. Looks like I Carl Winslow'd myself.
2) Haha, you just spilled Vanilla Coke on your New Kids on the Block shirt. Carl Winslow'd!

Carl Winslow'd by Nancy S. February 13, 2009

Harriet Winslow 

A thick patch of pubic hair surrounding a womans anus. Usually occurring when the vaginal region has been shaved or brazilian waxed.

Damn Girl!! When we was doing it earlier your Harriet Winslow was ticklin my balls.

Harriet Winslow by Eddie Winslow II August 5, 2008

Carl Winslow 

1. The epitome of what a police officer should aspire to.
2. The greatest television character of all time.
3. The greatest role an actor named Reginald VelJohnson shall EVER have.

Carl Winslow cured me of the AIDS!

Carl Winslow didn't like Urkel too much did he?

If all shows had this Carl Winslow guy in em maybe TV wouldn't suck so much.

Carl Winslow by Magic Ninja May 1, 2006

kellen winslow jr. 

1. Son of Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow Sr.

2. Claims to be a soldier.

It's war, they're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier

kellen winslow jr. by Dan March 2, 2004

hot winslow 

Getting a hot carl from Reginald ValJohnson himself.

Holy Shit! I just saw Reginald ValJohnson on a plane heading to Tuscola from Ohare. I said I was his biggest fan so he shit in my mouth! I loved every minute munching on that oozing winslow deuce that I almost sticky maced myself. I love getting hot winslowed!

hot winslow by Hot Carlos May 10, 2005