Winocerious 

Middle-aged cougar-like woman that lives on a strict diet of pills and wine, residing in upper-middle class suburban areas. Usually sits at home watching Oprah while their husbands work hard to pay for their Mercedes.

Holy Crap! That Winocerious just ran her Mercedes into that Taco Bell and then took off on foot!

Winocerious by Chocolate Speed Bump January 29, 2010

winoceros 

A person who takes extreme pride in their ability to recognize and describe the complexities of a particular wine by simply inserting their nose into a partially filled glass and sniffing.

After dramatically removing the bottle's cork, the arrogant sommelier poured a small amount of wine into my glass and then sardonically waited for me to examine it. Imagine his shock as he realized that I am a very competent winoceros, and thus quite skilled at identifying aromas and subsequently describing the various hints of chocolate, licorice, and blackberry that were present in the wine.

Lea enjoys attending wine tasting events because they give her an opportunity to exercise her nose and demonstrate exceptional abilities as a winoceros.

winoceros by Buzz Writeyear January 21, 2008

marisa jaret winokur 

Proof that you don't have to be able to sing to make it big on Broadway.

"I can hear the bells... well don't ya hear them chime?"

marisa jaret winokur by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005

Marissa Jaret Winokur 

Definitely an icon of Broadway and beyond. Took a character, and made her a role model for girls and women everywhere. Made Tracy a living legend, and went on to win the entire world 👏👏

Marissa Jaret Winokur won Celebrity Big Brother of course. See that girl? She was Marissa’s protege and now she’s a star, obviously.

Marissa Jaret Winokur by Jeri Winslow November 22, 2021