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wingmanable 

A rating for a girl that means that she's not quite datable or fuckable, but you would take a hit and bang her in a wingman situation
"Hey man, I'm really going for that girl at the bar. Wanna be my wingman with her blonde friend?" "Yeah, i'll do it, she's wingmanable."

"How about the blonde with the rack and a few extra pounds?" "Definitely wingmanable"
wingmanable by Jordan Cowart February 12, 2010
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Wingmachan 

A colloquial Sri Lankan/ South Asian term referring to a bro who has been designated as your wingman for the evening.

The prerequisite to be a Wingmachan is as follows:
- be of Tamil, Sinhalese, or Sri Lankan descent
- have excellent knowledge of the female species
- a thorough knowledge of the Machan Code (akin to the infamous "Bro Code")
- one who always has a scotch, whiskey, or arrack on hand at all times or be well versed in haute liquor
"Adai! Voud you Vanttoo <insert head wobble> come to the party as my designated Wingmachan?"

"She's like the Dow Jones, I'm gonna need my best Wingmachan on this"

"Here's the plan, you distract the Aunttty, and I'll chat up the hottieee, ok Wingmachan? <insert head wobble>
Wingmachan by Lokku Putha October 14, 2011

WigMaster 

The word WigMaster is a bastardization of the word "Wigger", it refers to The Wigger, who is not just an ordinary Wigger, but one who has attained, the higest level of Wiggerdom, the Ultimate wigger.
"Verily I say unto you, the man who stands before us, is a WigMaster of the highest order."
WigMaster by Rick Delicious January 17, 2010

Wigmaster 

Any person, persons, or things, who is the cause or creator of a situation that would cause someone to "wig". A wigmaster can be anything and be found anywhere.
The director of this movie is such a wigmaster for creating it with all of these visual effects.
Wigmaster by BJStudd January 18, 2009

Wiggastani

A Pakistani who looks like a white man trying to be a black man. Or a Pakistani trying to act and look black
Where can i get a draw bruv?

Go see da wiggastanis, dey is got some bare green
Wiggastani by Gigety October 22, 2010

wangmaster 

A person who executes all tasks in the laziest, most incompetent fashion possible. The wangmaster is not marked by malice or incompetence, but the COMBINATION of malice and incompetence.
Bob's a god damn wangmaster, fucker couldn't write a cron job to safe his life.
Red Bull and Orange Juice
Todd desperately needed caffeine, and realizing he had no coffee in the house, whipped up a wingmosa instead.
wingmosa by brianwhite December 16, 2008