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8.
Something that you want squeezed, while driving fast on drugs and trying to not spill your drink
Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you're half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top (and reaching for your wing wang) in the next seat over while you're going a hundred miles an hour down a suburban side street. --P. J. O'Rourke
by A LAMA September 30, 2007
 
1.
Money, Cash, Simoleons

Futurama Reference
Holy Zombie Jesus! That thing costs about a million wing wangs!
by Gary Harry January 13, 2005
 
2.
Childish slang for penis. (Also used by devout religious types who are afraid to say anything remotely "naughty.")
I've always tried to teach my kids the correct words for things. I've taught them a penis should be a penis, although personally I prefer "wing wang" or schlong." Less threatening. -- Kathie Lee Gifford.
by bobsyeruncle666 January 11, 2011
 
3.
the male organ by the legs
used to make lovin to a bitch
come here bitch! i got my wing wang ready for you to suck.
by jojoman112 June 16, 2004
 
4.
A Nick Name for a Penis
He whipped out his wing-wang at work and got fired!
by KatGoddess April 21, 2004
 
5.
An especially large dick....has not been circumsimed.
His wingwang was certainly something to be proud of.
by JOwanna June 30, 2004
 
6.
idiot, dumbass, fucktard, dinkleburg etc.
Matt you wing-wang! You scratched my anchor!
by wraith August 30, 2004
 
7.
The most manly thing anyone can possess. Also used as a comical description of a penis.
I have an itchy wing wang, I hope I haven't cought a nasty dick sickness.
by Jim Blink October 25, 2006