Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you're half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top (and reaching for your wing wang) in the next seat over while you're going a hundred miles an hour down a suburban side street. --P. J. O'Rourke
by A LAMA September 30, 2007
Childish slang for penis. (Also used by devout religious types who are afraid to say anything remotely "naughty.")
I've always tried to teach my kids the correct words for things. I've taught them a penis should be a penis, although personally I prefer "wing wang" or schlong." Less threatening. -- Kathie Lee Gifford.
by bobsyeruncle666 January 11, 2011