The act of farting on a window, and licking off the condensation.
Kid 1: You Suck.
Kid 2: Atleast im not a window wiper.
Kid 1: :'(
by Jizzy Gargler August 8, 2011
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When a man ejaculates on a sexual partners face and the rubs his penis on the persons face in the sane manner of a window wiper.
Last night i gave my girlfriend a California Window Wiper.
by Afro8419 August 26, 2010
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This is next-level pervert peeping tom/mooning (showing one's ass).
Rather than a simple peek-a-boo to a victim just trying to get a look the perpetrator wants to be seen and caught in the act. Similar to "mooning" or placing one's bare ass up to a window for comedic value this act encompasses both peeping as well as mooning but much more.
You expose yourself with pants down to the knees or pantless. Press your genitals firmly against the window where the observer on the other side will have a clear and unobstructed view of the upcoming action. Once the attention of the victim has been confirmed the individual preforming the W.W.W.W. will begin to urinate while moving genitals from side to side. If done correctly a squeegee-like sound should be produced from the lateral motion. If ones "package" is of sufficient size it should act like a windshield wiper on a cars windshield (swiping from side to side whilst your penis displaces the urine away from the outside of the window) ensuring the observer maintains clear line of sight with the depravity happening on the other side of the glass.
Dude 1:

"I got wasted last night and wanted to give her and her new boyfriend something to remember me by, I was just going to smear poop on her window but I couldn't help myself when I noticed it was already dirty.... Plus I wanted to show off my shit. I gave em' the ol "
Wet Window Wiener Wiper". Tell me I'm not the fuckin man".

Dude 2:
"Aaron (dude 1) you're the fuckin man, always have been! Legendary bro, fucking legendary."
by Aaron Deez-nutz March 25, 2023
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The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.
I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro
by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020
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To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges
Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through
by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014
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