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2.
An individual who trash talks any operating system other Windows without having experience or knowledge with what he's referring to.
Guy 1. "Well Windows machines will always be superior to OSX in every way."
Guy 2. "Have you even used Leopard?"
Guy 1. "I don't have to, Windows is all I need."
Guy 2. "Stop being such a Windouche."
by MPQ August 31, 2009
 
1.
the act of douching into a heavy breeze
"Breanna, your windouche keeps getting on my shoes"
by Mace Windouche May 08, 2010