windextor

according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.

DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?

Ahahaha. he told you not to!! ahahahaha! i am windextor! i will clean your soul!

windextor by windextor October 2, 2006

Windectomy 

A procedure for those with their head so far up their rectum they need a window implanted in their stomach to be able to see.

Foreman: "Damnit, gump! You need a friggin windectomy, I swear it'd help you"

Apprentice: "Is that a real thing? Maybe I should look into it..."

Windectomy by O_Fiddle_Stix June 27, 2014

hershey windstorm 

Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.

The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.

hershey windstorm by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 8, 2004

Winestorming

Home remodel DIY ideas that start flowing after multiple glasses of wine. Usually involves demolition that wasn't intended, and expensive trips to lumber yards or landscaping supply stores.

During a winestorming event we decided we could easily demolish that wall.

Winestorming by Wntdone September 24, 2016

egyptian windstorm 

The act of farting in a girls face while in a 69 position.

I gave Linds an Egyptian windstorm last nigh and she was pissed

egyptian windstorm by bruce the duce September 6, 2009

Chicago Windstorm 

When your giving our woman anal and she farts on your dick.

That Bitch gave me a Chicago windstorm and I threw her out the door.

Chicago Windstorm by Soultaker5 November 17, 2006

Windstorm

The act of a female queefing on you

Dude, we were doing it so hard last night, and she totally windstormed me

Windstorm by baseball20114 March 9, 2011