according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.
DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?
Ahahaha. he told you not to!! ahahahaha! i am windextor! i will clean your soul!