After you've put your knob back in your pants after a wee, you realised you put it back too soon and a wet stain forms around the groin of your trouser area. That stain my friends, is called a Wimbledon
Oh no! Look at the size of my wimbledon
A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people
"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"
a made up quote from Tim Henman
a place that hosts a huge tennis tournament on grass courts. see wimbledon.org
i can't wait to watch wimbledon this year! I bet Andy Roddick will school all those fools!
also a word to describe the one drop of urine that, no matter how hard shaked, always runs down your leg, this meaning is from a insightful book called meaning of liff
why does that always happen? what? i just went for a wee n iv had a wimbledon
A wilbledon is when you shake your penis after taking a piss and no matter how much you try there will always be one drop left. This is the Wimbledon.
"Just went to the Urinal, no matter how much i tried i still got a wimbledon."
wimbledon is a tournament held in England on Church Road.
.Wimbledon is the oldest major championship in tennis.It is a world widely known and is held in England. It is held during June and July, and usually the latest match would be on the 2nd Sunday of July. It is the 3rd Grand Slam throughout the year, and is known for its rain delays!
The first championships were held in 1877, and it is ironic no British
man has won the singles event at Wimbledon since Fred Perry
in 1936, and no British woman since Virginia Wade
in 1977. The Championship was first televised in 1937.A total of 128 players feature in each singles event, 64 pairs in each single-sex doubles event, and 48 pairs in Mixed Doubles. Players and doubles pairs are admitted to the main events on the basis of their international rankings, with consideration also given to their previous performances at grasscourt events.Currently (since 2001) 32 male and female players are given seedings in the Gentlemen's and Ladies' singles while 16 teams are seeded in the doubles events.Players are admitted to the junior tournaments upon the recommendations of their national tennis associations, on their International Tennis Federation
world rankings and, in the case of the singles events, on the basis of a qualifying competition. The Committee of Management determines which players may ente...
Euphemism for "fuck you." A more forceful version of tennis at one
blurted out by one sister to another when she got them lost in a bad part of Chattanooga TN during a road trip. It was a Saturday night and their car was surrounded by angry youth, Sheena tearing jewelry off her body and flinging it to the floor while simultaneously reaching into the glovebox for the nug
carried on all roadtrips. The nug
caused the crowd to part and the sisters resumed their trip with a new way to cuss at each other in front of their children.
"Tennis, Cheryl" said Sheena as Cheryl turned off I75 in Chattanooga looking for a motel and got them stuck at a blind exit. "Wimbledon, Cheryl!" screamed Sheena as their car was surrounded by 20 angry thugs in the projects of Chattanooga.