The
Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an
ass-to-
ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and
slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.
This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an
Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary,
Jesus and
Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
