willytoke

when someone lights their dick on fire and smokes it through their asshole, as if it was marijuana or something.

"oh, you know that guy over there?"
"who, Jamie?"
"yeah! I heard he's a willytoke!"
"no way! that's gnarly."

willytoke by truefacts1000provedcorrect September 22, 2014

Williston Park 

The Greatest Town in The World. Known for its teenage and twenty year old population to be raging alcoholics who go on multi-year benders. Williston Park is full of white middle class people who enjoy to do nothing but drink and party, especially in the summer. The village itself is one-mile square and its water tower has been climbed several times by many different indivudals, every time illegally of course. Most people who are born and raised here end up trying to buy homes but are often forced out for a period of time before returning because of the ridiculous real estate market today.

Outsider: Where are you from?
WP Resident: Williston Park
Outsider: You must like to party
WP Resident: Yeah, You Got A Fucking Problem With That?
Outsider: No Man, Sorry.

Williston Park by WP for Life November 27, 2005

willypopper 

when you pull your foreskins soo far back while wanking the string part snaps and makes a pop sound

Son: AHHHHHHH!
Dad: What happend!!!!!!
Son: I think I had a willypopper!!!!!!!
Dad: Ahh not again son

willypopper by PlusUltra October 26, 2017

wellytop 

A woman with a large cavernous vagina

Its like fucking a wellytop

wellytop by Blissy February 15, 2005

Williston 

When you blow your load in your wife's piss mop then continue to go down and clean up the mess.

I don't see a problem with giving my wife a Williston. It's not like it's a stranger's mess.

Williston by Urban wordmill January 4, 2018

Williston Florida 

Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!

Williston Florida

Williston Florida by southernstyle November 11, 2011

East Williston 

Someone from the town of East Williston. Always walking around aimlessly with a huge amount of people. The town is only a mile so everyone knows about everyone. People are very intimadating.

Guy 1: Yo lets go to East Williston and get drunk/high at the sump.
Guy 2: YEAAA MANNN!

East Williston by Ravenn June 20, 2007