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A fanboy who doesn't know what fun means... A complete Douchebag. One who thinks everyone elses beliefs and ways of doing things are wrong. One who is 17 and still plays xbox and glitches. One who is a subscription whore. One who is in AP Courses and is a pussy magnet. Not to mention he treats his brother like a dog.
Dude, are you really gonna pull a WillyJohnson158 on me?
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Willywonks 

Referring to the quirky chocolatier from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It is a word used to describe someone who is almost to gay to function and likes to eat chocolate all day long.
Hey, that guy over there, he's such a willywonks.
Willywonks by GSfunkdoggy August 6, 2009
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Willycocks 

Ahh go away you willycocks
To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity
My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”
To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity
My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026