willnut 

When shit gets tangled up with your ass hairs and hardens and you need scisors to cut it out.

Wow, thats a big willnut in your ass hairs

willnut by Pascy March 23, 2005

Wallnut 

The epitomy of gamer rage. This character will threaten to sue you, lie, beat up pets, throw furniture, smash phones and/or computers.. because you beat them in an online game.
Possibly in a facility for unstable people.

Wallnut is going to sue Scopley because he was raided.

Wallnut by MOMOHAWK April 11, 2023

wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

wallnuts by WingNut November 7, 2008

Wallnut 

When a male ejaculates with enough force and velocity to hit the wall behind the bed.

Last night while I was having unprotected sex with my girlfriend, I pulled out, aimed my cannon directly at her face, and accidentally busted a wallnut. Now there's a stain above my parents' bed!

Wallnut by grandma nutt May 5, 2010

Willnot

A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.

I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.

Willnot by jimco December 28, 2005

Willnot

n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.

"How was your day today?"

Willnot by Will April 7, 2003

Wallnuts

Synonym for Republicans. After the endorsement of Donald Trump's quixotic wall into the official Republican platform, the Republicans have all collectively and inadvertently become Wallnuts

Donald J. Trump is the new leader of the Republicans or as my kids call them, Wallnuts.

Wallnuts by Underdoggie July 12, 2016