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When shit gets tangled up with your ass hairs and hardens and you need scisors to cut it out.
Wow, thats a big willnut in your ass hairs
willnut by Pascy March 23, 2005
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The epitomy of gamer rage. This character will threaten to sue you, lie, beat up pets, throw furniture, smash phones and/or computers.. because you beat them in an online game.
Possibly in a facility for unstable people.
Wallnut is going to sue Scopley because he was raided.
Wallnut by MOMOHAWK April 11, 2023
Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.
"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"
wallnuts by WingNut November 7, 2008
When a male ejaculates with enough force and velocity to hit the wall behind the bed.
Last night while I was having unprotected sex with my girlfriend, I pulled out, aimed my cannon directly at her face, and accidentally busted a wallnut. Now there's a stain above my parents' bed!
Wallnut by grandma nutt May 5, 2010
A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.
I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.
Willnot by jimco December 28, 2005
n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.
"How was your day today?"
Willnot by Will April 7, 2003
Synonym for Republicans. After the endorsement of Donald Trump's quixotic wall into the official Republican platform, the Republicans have all collectively and inadvertently become Wallnuts
Donald J. Trump is the new leader of the Republicans or as my kids call them, Wallnuts.
Wallnuts by Underdoggie July 12, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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