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Willie Nelson

one of the greatest country singers of our generation. had an unsuccessful start in nashville in the 1960s, writing hits such as "crazy" and "hello walls", but was rejected because music row thought he sang "funny". well he basically said screw you and in 1975 went back home to Texas and recorded one the best albums of all time- Red Headed Stranger- with his 9 piece band. This launched his career and he has been considered an outlaw and legend ever since.
Willie Nelson's voice sounds better on cover songs than the original artists.
Willie Nelson by pdunny August 24, 2005

kissing Willie Nelson 

I bet going down on that redhead would be like kissing Willie Nelson

willie nelson

An alternative term for weed, the wacky tobacky, the Hippie Lettuce, the non-stop THC commuter train to Stonerville: marijuana.
"...Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine."
The Tragically Hip, Bobcaygeon, Phantom Power (1998)
willie nelson by Miles Murphy January 29, 2008

the willy nelson 

an inescapable wrestling move

used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class

derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"
Oh shit! He's got'em in the willy nelson
the willy nelson by zee pwnzer December 28, 2007

Wet Willy Nelson 

The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.
John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!

Willie Nelson's trailer 

Refering to someone who is high on pot. This is because Willie Nelson got caught with pot in his trailer.
Have you been in Willie Nelson's trailer ?