The non-biological father of Jesus Christ. Also the patron saint of carpenters. Usually boys named this are expected to do great things or be involved in huge events.
Joseph married Mary and could make some great chairs!
by Liaceps February 3, 2010
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He is definitely one of a kind. He’s super intelligent and doesn’t mind sharing what he’s learned and He’s super sexy. Pick any topic, he will talk for hours switching from subject to subject telling you the way it works and/or what it means in detail and you’ll absolutely find it adorable. He is a badass super nerd that will make you laugh. He’s a complete gentleman and when he wants something he goes for it. He’s different from every guy you have ever met and that will get your attention. He is patient and kind and a total freak in the sheets. His smile will make you smile, his eyes so blue they shine and his voice will make you melt. He’s the kind of person you only meet once in a life time. He’s a hero in so many ways and he’s the kind of man that deserves every bit of your love and respect. Never do him wrong in anyway because you will regret losing him and he’ll be the one that got away. There is a difference between a boy and a man....Joseph is the very definition of a real man.
The Instructor was teaching the class self defense and Gamora asked who he was and the girl next to her said that’s “Joseph”.
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A angel desended down from the heavens. When he woke from his sleep all of heaven froz. He loves poetry, geting couaght in the rain,helping people,learning, lvoe peace and yet has to reveal his true personailitys to other people he is a very solotary person takes religion very serius loves the smell of roses and when ever he crys it begins to rain. He is the desendent of god. And must full fill a prophecy.. so much is Unknown about joseph we must gather more information on josephs
"joseph"angel or to be loved by a angel has many goals and destinys that only he may choose good or bad..
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Joseph is adorkable guy. Who loves the best kind of music. Who is loyal to the one they are with. Has the biggest heart of gold in the world. It is the best kind of geek / nerd. If one comes into your life keep them in your life for as long as possible.
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Few things about Joseph are known. Joseph is easily mistaken to be a god, this misconception is due to the nature of Joseph. Joseph is a driving force behind all things majestic, preferring to take the humble approach of the mentor behind the god. It is commonly thought that all great men had a force of Joseph behind them, teaching until they were ready to make their mark on history.

The religions which have come to realize Joseph dedicate their time to reaching a state of "Nirvana" in order to fully realize Joseph, finding that Joseph's touch on the world is the reason for all beauty, greatness and order. Even the Catholic Church realizes Christ learnt ethics from Joseph.

Science is only starting to confirm the existence of Joseph. In late 1984 a quantum physicists by the name of Irving Stiffleheimer realized that since a quantum reaction is impossible to predict, it is possible that an entity outside of our understanding and above the laws of the universe exists. This solidified the modern theories on Joseph, creating the whole new science of Josephysics.

Joseph's elusive yet essential marks on the world have been noted as far back as 500 b.c when Joseph gave Socrates his Philosophy and tutored him on the meaning of life. It is also almost certain that Joseph was also responsible for the creation of the Chinese, Egyptian and Babylonian Empires, but due to his supremely humble nature conformation has eluded historians and anthropologist alike.
by SaintKaiva February 6, 2010
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He is a brown haired and eyed boy. His friends think he's weird in a good way. He can be overwhelming with his anime addiction sometimes but you get used to it. He pushes away new people and will almost never start a conversation. With friends though he is very loose and sometimes accidentally says the wrong thin at the wrong time. He likes the Soul eater and death parade but he can be bright. He acts like an idiot and sometimes gives people the wrong idea. He has a very high voice and screams like a girl. He is more comfortable around girls than guys. Though he acts like an idiot he happens to he very smart. He is very emotional and gets upset easily.
Joseph is a great friend
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Daaayum look at Joseph’s jugs.
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