Going to Wikipedia.com just to look up the definitions of perverted things you already know about,and their pics.
Lindsey: "Jordan... do you ever look at porn?"
Jordan: "by 'accident'... i was at Wikipedia.com and my friend looked up vagina."
Lindsey: "did u look up anything else?"
Jordan: "..."
The Next Day
Lindsey: "hey, Jordan B. looked up Wikiporn!!"
The posting of pornographic pictures intended for educational purposes on the free online encyclopedia website, www.wikipedia.org. The trend of placing these photos of questionable taste but undeniable informational value has been repeatedly exploited for its inherent humor by other websites, such as www.collegehumor.com.
Holy shit Terry! Did you see the sweet titties in the entry for "Breasts"? That is some wicked wikipornia right there, boyo.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'