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The new name for the wii remote as a person becomes more attached to it than to his own weiner.
Ronnie: DUDE! DON'T TOUCH MY WII CONTROLLER!

Ben: My bad, I had no idea I was touching your wiiner.

Ronnie: ...it even makes sounds.

Ben: You need to put your wiiner down and go outside.
by B&R Sandwich Co. February 03, 2008
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Look at that Wiiner swinging his Wiimote
by Baz_au December 06, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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someone who uses new, or old friends, soley for the benefits of their wii console.
Fred: OmG Josh is such a wiiner, is he completely using everyone with a wii console.
Larry: Lets wii his ass down fellaz
by sebastiancee August 23, 2007
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I bought my Wii last night! I'm a Wii-ner now!
by President Rich December 08, 2006
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A title given to the winner of a wii game, especially to one who tends to think they are some kind of wii stud.
"He's the undisputed champ of AMF Bowling Pinbusters!"

"Ya, what a wii-ner".
by hipmom May 09, 2010
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Exceptionally well skilled Nintendo Wii users, the best of the best.
James is a Wiiner. (Meaning he plays the new Nintendo Wii system like a champ.)

Champ;Pro;Legend;
Those we show our deepest and darkest respects too.
by Eric is Legit October 16, 2008
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