Wifey

Somebody you’ll never get

Boy : will u be my wifey ?
Girl 1: walks away
Boy:will u be my wifey!?
Girl 2: sorry I’m late to my childs appointment

Boy:but u don’t have a child-

by The baddest gyat April 3, 2023

wifey

a girl's best friend who is the moon her duck, they spend all their time together and become vsco girls! They'd choose each other over their boyfriends anyway, loving each other endlessly and eventually running to an island of gae.

"oh my goodness you are the moon to my duck!"
"oh my god i love you wifey sksk and i oop!"

by heathermcsoftnamara September 4, 2019

wifey check

a cheating spouse learns the wherabouts of the other before making plans for an extramarital rendezvous This is always followed with a communication of some kind to let the other know all is well with me, I'm home, etc.

I did a wifey check and we are on for this evening.

by [e-mail] January 30, 2015