wifecut

A hairstyle often chosen by women who wish to define their relationship status via their hair. It is a shorter haircut in which a good portion of the back of the neck is visible. It is a haircut that says: Back off, I'm either married or in a long-term relationship.

When I went to my class reunion, I could tell who was married and who wasn't by looking at each woman's hair. Just about all the married ones had a wifecut.

wifecut by Mescfish419 March 31, 2009

wifectomy 

Removal of a parasitic wife through divorce or separation.

I was broke and down in the dumps until I had my lawyer give me a wifectomy, and now I can afford to buy those golf clubs I always wanted.

wifectomy by Thxgolfer January 29, 2018

Wifecation

A journey, vacation, or adventure, with a wife/best friend where there are no rules or boundaries. Usually under the influence and with bud light the Sky is the limit. It does not sleep and it does not end. What happens on Wifecation stays on Wifecation. Most people aren't invited, and no, you can't sit with us.

Wifecation goes to Foxwoods.

Anywhere you go with wife is an adventure, therefore you're always on Wifecation.

Wifecation by TheRealWife March 4, 2014

wifecta 

The act of a man finishing in all 3 available holes of his wife within 24 hours.

Oh man! For my birthday my wife is giving me the wifecta!

wifecta by Brechsgirl June 23, 2021

wifecucker 

A man who has sex with another man’s wife. He lives by a code where he will not sleep with another man’s wife if he is friends with that other man. Secretly a 50 shades of gray and has BDE

Ryan is a wifecucker. N*gga went HAM on this dude’s wife all night, 50 shades of grey shit.

wifecucker by wifecucker August 13, 2024