Wife's Boyfriend

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.

No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

by Pogface_063 July 8, 2020

Wife's Boyfriend

He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM!!!

"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"

by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020

Wife’s Boyfriend

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.

“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”

by Weegee420 December 15, 2019

My wife's boyfriend

A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.

My wife's boyfriend is cool!

by BigDaddyPhilip September 2, 2020

Wifes Second Boyfriend

Just another name for r/WallStreetBets

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.

by Krashlia March 10, 2021