Kyle Weidman 

When someone loses a finger.

Oh shit I just Kyle Weidmaned

Kyle Weidman by Jacobs72 January 28, 2021

Wildman

A man who has dated/is currently dating a psycho girl...And survived. A wildman either inadvertently finds himself in situations where he attracts crazy girls and proceeds to date them or actively seeks out crazy girls for the great sex.

More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.

Random Chad 1: You the guy that dated psycho Sally over there?
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.

Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.

Wildman by wild-man January 13, 2020

weedman 

the guy who sells you your marijuana

whos your weedman?

weedman by Anonymous April 21, 2003

wildman

a person who is a crazy fuck who does anything for the rush. this person can be calm one second, then turn "wild" the next. you don't want to fuck with this person

F wildmAn G.

wildman by F wildmAn G December 13, 2009

wildman

man of short temper who fancies hudders.

don't go wild, wildman!!!

wiiiiiiiildman, wiiiiiiiiiiiildman, wiiiiiiiildman!

wildman by Moir, Julia, Rachael & Gubby January 30, 2004

Widmann

Meaning "Superior German." All Widmanns enjoy saurkraut and leiderhosen. If you meet a Widmann, you will most likely be astonished by their sweet German charm and ridiculous polka dancing skills. Be forewarned, Widmanns carry the ginger gene.

Last summer I went to Germany and met so many Widmanns.

Widmann by thepriceiswrong November 7, 2010

Wiemann 

Slang for kicking a small animal in the throat hard enough to make them speak literate English.

Man, I wiemann'd that dog into quoting Shakespeare, slightly out of breath.

Wiemann by iiskitchii August 11, 2008