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Wackass Personality Disorder 

A person that is suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder has two or more of the following symptoms present for at least a week:
1)Dresses in a matter were none of his or her articles of clothing matches.
2)Listens to music based on how cool it is.
3)Assumed to be homosexual, mainly because of the resemblance of his or her personality attributes to that of a homosexual.
4)Has an admiration for only the things that he or she likes. Everything else sucks.
5)Never crosses his mind that he or she is actually not cool at all and therefore the disorder persists until help is administered.
6)Overwhelmingly self-centered. Other people are perceived to be something less. This could also be a sign of a sociopath.
7)Shows signs of inauthenticity and/or blatant exaggerations. Not original at all. This is usually the first sign of the disorder.
8)Excessively materialistic to the point were items are bought solely for the prestige.
9)Lies about various things in order to hide from the public his or her condition.

Wackass Personality Disorder is a serious disorder of the personality that needs to be treated immediately upon diagnosis. Left untreated, the person suffering from it can have dire consequences leading to a more severe case of Wackass Antisocial Personality Disorder.
Person 1: What's up with the graph paper designed shirt with the pink shorts?
Psychologist: He might be severely suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder. It's a very common disorder nowadays.

Wackass Sucka 

One that sucks, and possesses a wack ass.
Man 1: Hey! You just hit my car!
Man 2: Get fisted! Wackass sucka! *Drives away*
Wackass Sucka by Octopusi November 16, 2020
check out that dude with the WACKASS gheri-curl.
wackass by shanirok November 15, 2003

wackassness 

something or someone that is the wackest shit out there.
Oneonta is full of wackassness
wackassness by twinnymcpie November 13, 2009

wackass hipster 

the skinny jean latte sipping crowd that thrives on student loans and mommy and daddies assistance well into their 20s...

also closet cokeheads that are all knowing... tattoos and piercing are optional for the usual wackass hipster
a good example of "wackass hipster" s are kids at luckybar in victoria BC and people that are proffessional students in their late 20s early 30s

people with absolutley no real direction, goals or substance with an overabundant feeling of entitlement and importance
wackass hipster by libertas22 July 1, 2012
a person who is horrible with driving directions.
"Yo Wackass here doesn't even know how to get home from school"
wackass by niket December 28, 2005
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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