Wichita Lineman

The act of yanking out a woman's tampon before going down on her.

Billy pulled the old Wichita Lineman before licking her warm cherry pie.

by Tom Davison April 7, 2003

Wichita Kiss

The act of jumping and high-fiving someone, and upon contact all of time completely stops.

"How do we end this awesome adventure?"
"With a Wichita Kiss!"
*Reality freezes eternally*

by T0rt December 26, 2019

Wichita Waistband

When a fat woman is wearing a corset too tight for her figure in order cover up a muffin top

Peg needed four women to help her with cinching up her wichita waistband before heading out for a night at Club Rodeo.

by 86FJ60 March 15, 2017

The Wichita Switcheroo

When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.

"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."

by William T. Brasky April 21, 2021

wichita whirlpool

When ramming your girl from behind in a bathroom you immediately shove her head in the toilet and flush.

Dude, I totally gave this girl a wichita whirlpool just now! But some ass forgot to flush before I hit that!

by thatjusthappened May 12, 2009

Wichita Wishbone

the act of ejaculation in the mouth in a manner to which man juice comes out the nose , like laughing milk, of the recipient.

I was tramping her throat with Jim nestlerod and after an explosion she received a Wichita wishbone.

by WillardFillmoore June 23, 2007

wichita walk off

To perform a Wichita walk off you must first catch a house fly and remove its wings without killing it. You then get in the bathtub and let your penis head float just above the surface of the water thus creating a desert island for your wingless fly to walk around on. You can also put a cocktail umbrella in your pee hole for added effect.

what are you doing?
trying to catch a fly.
why?
for a wichita walk off!

by paul loots April 12, 2006