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Pronounced "Whib-See"

Developer/IT Jargon - Acronym for "Wouldn't it be cool if".
Wibci is a general term to describe a form of personal ineptness; a person with a general disinterest in comprehension of technical matters related to a subject or technology. A general aversion to understanding technical challenges and obstacles. A friend who always is coming up with "great" ideas for you to "do" but never offers any real creative or productive input.
"My boss is such a lazy wibci, he always tries to add in ridiculous unneeded features to our company's software at the last minute then disappears on vacation."
wibci by bracketAccess May 5, 2009
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wibbily wobbly timey wimey 

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff
Doctor Who (David Tennant)
for the use of wibbily wobbly timey wimey see definition, given by timelord David Tenant. From the television show Doctor Who

wibbily wobbly timey wimey 

Without a set form or order. Like the quantum mechanics model of the electron cloud. It is always shifting and never defined thoroughly. Popularized by the angels episode of doctor who.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff

Doctor Who (David Tennant)
Schrodinger:"You are trying to tell me Electrons exist in a particular place Only if we can see them?? Otherwise they only exist as just energy? That's like saying if you put a cat in a box, and you can't see it, the cat is not a live or dead, cause you can't see it!"
de Broglie:"Exactly! We must put your analogy in ALL the textbooks"
Schrodinger:"That's some wibbily wobbly timey wimey bull shit"
de Broglie:"Its a region of probability"
Schrodinger:"That's what I said"
/wee-chis/
a simplified version of "which is"
commonly used by south Jakartans (Jaksel niggas) and popularized by them.
The word itself is usually used by upper class citizen with terrible English pronunciation so instead sounding like an actual person they often sound like a fucking retard.
"gue suka banget air wicis like sehat banget bagi tubuh"
translated :
"i really like water wicis like so healthy for my body"
Wicis by ibanglongschlong December 14, 2018

Schibbi Wibbi 

When you pull out your best moves and absolutely blindside them to their defeat
I just pulled a Schibbi Wibbi on him, didn't see it coming
Schibbi Wibbi by tobiasrieper July 21, 2022
A young woman who has yet to recieve her official License to Bitch.

A teenage girl who thinks the world revolves around her, her opinion, and her thoughts.
That little freshman is such a wibitch!
Wibitch by Jenimisy December 10, 2013