During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.
I am still typing with one hand while the other is taking care of this wi-fi wipe.
by A Germ July 26, 2006