Top Definition
Cross of "why" and "wise". "Whyse" is an adjective used to describe smart people who have gathered plenty of information by systemically asking themselves and/or others the ultimate question - "why?"
Whyse men and women ask "why" a lot more frequently than normal people.

Normal person to whyse person: "Are you gay?"
Whyse person to normal person: "Why are you asking?"

Another example: being a "dog whisperer", you have been sitting quietly in a chair, chilling out at night at the beach in Goa. Suddenly, two cute dogs come around and start barking at you. Why?
by giotto April 13, 2013
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