Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?
by KangarooJecht October 15, 2018
by Legion the wrestler to become August 18, 2021
I got some fire words and bitch ass niggas keep denying my shit you lame ass niggas but if someone allows this your a W nigga
Me: Why the fuck yall keep denying my words
by YRGkami January 20, 2021
What someone says when they have done something for the purpose of maliciously disrupting another person(s) motive, intentions, life, job, etc, and the victim asks that someone why they did it.
NEWS AGENCY: We have hired a new science editor.
Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.
Freeman: Ok.
3 days later:
Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!
Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.
Freeman: Ok.
3 days later:
Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!
Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
by The Lion's Word July 20, 2011
Let me bring examples that happen in my school... (to prevent lawsuits and snoopings, I will avoid mentioning class and student names)
so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation
and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today
aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol
Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them
so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation
and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today
aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol
Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them
by Lamborghini Murcielago Guy September 13, 2019
When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019
Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?
It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*๐ฃ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐! "
It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*๐ฃ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐! "
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐! "
by KelpyHere March 16, 2020