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Whoremenian 

As there are whores and armenians, the english language likes to combine these two fabulous terms. A whoremenian is one who acts a whore sleeping around like a slag but also as an armenian especially when the padres are around. Some armenian actions include ghetto dancing to armenian love songs, et al.
Lex is a whoremenian.
Whoremenian by ben131415 November 21, 2006
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whoreganist 

An organist that possesses the qualities of being a whore.
"That whoreganist surely knows how to use her fingers well!"
whoreganist by adamtj1213 February 25, 2010

Whoreganised 

when a person (generally a female) has developed a routine of sluttiness and structured their life around their whorish duties.
I am very whoreganised, as I can fit all of my day to day whore duties into my schedule.
Whoreganised by hanwhore October 17, 2009

Whoremania 

Any college frat party where the pussy juice flows easier than the cheap vodka.
"Yo, did you check out the party? There's tons of freshmen sluts hungry for some D."

"Ya, its fuckin whoremania down there."
Whoremania by I'm goin innnn November 4, 2011

Whoreganism 

A woman so devoted to being a whore, slut, cunt and or bitch that the persons genetic makeup changes to that of the "Whoreganism". Directly comparable to the single celled Amoeba, it easily swallows younger and less experienced sluts whole.
When multiple "Whoreganism" class females are in the same area, bystanders might feel the physical effects of the subtle underlying whore competition and claim to be victims of a "Whoreganized Assault".
Markus: "Hey look over there, its your ex-girlfriend!"
Bill: "Holy shit Markus, you spotted a whorganism!"

Jimbo: "Damn, that bitch is on my nerves."
Dean: "Its ok, in the end she is just another thirsty whoreganism"

Sarah: "Oh my god Madison look at that double headed jelly dong!"
Madison: "You are such a whoreganism Sarah, don't look in my closet!"

Eli: "Dude, what happened in there?"
David: "Some kind of whoreganized assault, don't look directly at it dude."
Whoreganism by diddlebait December 14, 2008

whorenanigans 

(N)Tricky, mischievous, or questionable practices or conduct used by those of the flesh-pleasuring industry. Mainly used for the purpose of short handing their pimp or John for whatever reason.
"You fiddy dolla short, bitch! Dammit, Peaches, I sicka yo honanegans!" <PISTOL WHIPS PEACHES>

Translation- "My dear, you're fifty dollars short! Damnations, Peaches, I'm sick of your whorenanigans!" <SLAPS PEACHES>
whorenanigans by Sami-X February 7, 2009

whoreganic 

So-called organic, natural, fair-trade, or other "green" merchandise whose certification, commitment to the environment, and/or general "green"-ness is doubtful.
1) I'm not falling for Wal-Mart's whoreganic food.

2) $15 organic cotton GAP t-shirt? That's gotta be whoreganic.
whoreganic by YoroshikuNe December 1, 2010