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Whoredemption 

When a notoriously promiscuous girl decides she is done sleeping around and decides to try to reconcile the evil she has done. This is usually done by adopting religion at a near-fanatic level. Sadly, the girls are stupid enough to think that "God" can fill the void left in them. They then claim to be "born-again virgins". Whoredemptions usually have a low success rate, for the subjects are prone to relapsing instantaneously at any moment. Also, they don't fool anyone, once a whore, always a whore.
A- "Man, you remember back when Brittany used to bring a different guy back to her room each night? Now she's all church-y, what is up with that?"
B- "Oh you didn't hear? She 'found God' and 'He cleansed her' now claims to be a saint that does no evil."
A- "Yeah? She went and got Whoredeemed?"
B- "A dictionary definition of the term. Total Whoredemption.
A- "Shit dude, you think he got rid of her herpes too?"
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Whoredom 

The unseen market of whores, sluts, bitches, ho's, prostitutes, wife-temps, scips, snaps, scallywags, booty, chumpettes, moneylove, transvestites, and any other examples of the ring of women (and sometimes men) that fuck in the exchange for money
My ex is the queen of the Whoredom.

OR,

I use most of my money on the Whoredom
Whoredom by Condominium May 13, 2005

Whoredom 

The combination of the words "whore" and "boredom." Meaning the act of slutting around due to a lack of entertaining activities.
"Yo, Donny, why'd you hook up with that nasty ass slam-piece last night?!"

"Dude, get off my back! It was out of pure WHOREDOM!!!
Whoredom by JACKY-R&DIESEL February 15, 2010

Whoredem 

A collective group of whores, who antics may be deemed as questionable.
Guy 1: Check out that hottie over there with her girls
Guy 2: Bruv, that is a whoredem
Whoredem by coñosinpelo August 12, 2012

Facebook Whoredom 

A person who is constantly on Facebook, whether its to tell the world how bad they're feeling, or if the sky is still blue.... Done out of sheer boredom, and it helps to be a facebook whore. Hence Facebook Whoredom
Suzie Rotten Crotch was debating on which shoes to wear with her hooker attire, so she thought she would post a question on her facebook page asking which shoes she should wear, either the blue hooker shoes or the red.....

With her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells " Yo bitch, you must be suffering from some Facebook Whoredom.... get yo ass on the street and make me some money!'

whoredulla oblongata 

The whoredulla oblongata is the lower portion of the vagina stem. It deals with autonomic whore functions. The g-spot center is the part of the whoredulla oblongata responsible for controlling the legs of the whore.
I dated this girl named Jessica and her whoredulla oblongata was so out of control sensitive you could bang her anywhere any time!
whoredulla oblongata by Shotwell February 20, 2008

whoredom 

the act of or desire to be a whore.
Joe: My life is a constant whoredom.
Fiona: A what?
Joe: I'm a whore, and i want to continue being a whore. That's all.
whoredom by ahemp February 12, 2008