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MUSKOGEE WHOPPEE CUSHION 

The act of performance oral sex on a female and inflating her vaginal cavity with air. Once at capacity you sit on their stomach.
Tom is such a dick, he filled my snatch uo with air last night and sat on my stomach, my neighbors could hear that queef. Now im known as Leah the Muskogee whoppee cushion queen!

Amsterdam whoopee cushion 

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

whoopee cushion 

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon
If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

chocolate whoopee-cushion 

Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.
"Sorry, boss, I got to go"
"What? Why?"
"Chocolate whoopee-cushion, just trust me"
chocolate whoopee-cushion by Rs86 February 2, 2010

siamese whoopee cushion 

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole
Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.

Spokane Whoopee Cushion 

As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.