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whoopee cushion 

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a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon
If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.
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chocolate whoopee-cushion 

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Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.
"Sorry, boss, I got to go"
"What? Why?"
"Chocolate whoopee-cushion, just trust me"
chocolate whoopee-cushion by Rs86 February 2, 2010
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siamese whoopee cushion 

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when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole
Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.
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Spokane Whoopee Cushion 

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As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.
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The whoopee cushion

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When you are going down on a girl, then blow air into her vagina. This results in her having to queef.
The tinder date went really well until I gave her the whoopee cushion. She sent me home straight after.
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Colombian Whoopee Cushion 

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Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.
I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.
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