A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.
"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."
by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009
“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”
“I’m off to get a baby whomper!”
“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”
“I’m off to get a baby whomper!”
“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”
by babywhomper March 29, 2023
Person#1 = "Haayyy gurll!"
Person#2 = " Omg why are you calling me this early you Butt Whomper... -_-"
Person#2 = " Omg why are you calling me this early you Butt Whomper... -_-"
by Mariah Randler January 20, 2013
(adj) -Bestest friend ever <3!!!!!!
-also can be an annoying person or just some random dude you find at the mall ;D
-also can be an annoying person or just some random dude you find at the mall ;D
by Mariah Randler January 20, 2013
A very large person of considerable weight, usually an overweight female with flabby arms and a turkey neck, can be seen at local buffets sitting at a corner table eating their weight in greasy fried food and samples of every dessert.
Would you look at the damn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!
by Samsonmore August 9, 2017
A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.
After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.
I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.
I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.
by gellyG. December 14, 2009
by biggrrsausage December 20, 2021