whoaching Share definition Flag a portmanteau of whore + poaching. When a guy takes a well known slut off of his friend's FB list and proceeds to have sex with her as well. Man, that dude totally was totally whoaching by doing the same girl i banged last week! whoaching by NotNix January 20, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the whoaching mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch