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Who's fucking this chicken? 

Used when someone is trying to give you unsolicited instruction or advice, and just plain annoying you while you work.
Diego was trying to tell me how to get the sticker off the side of the truck, which I had done a million times before. After listening to him for 5 minutes I replied "who's fucking this chicken?"

who's fucking this cow? 

simply put it means "who's in charge?". Usually said by superior to their inferior whenever their authority is challenged.
Mom: You're driving way too fast, slow down !
Dad: Hey, who's fucking this cow?

"who's fucking the cat?"

A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?'
"Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah"
Reply: So, "who's fucking the cat?"
"who's fucking the cat?" by chris5 September 29, 2006

Who's fucking this cat 

Simple meaning : Who is in charge here?, who's the boss, stop offering youre advice, I know what I am doing and I'm your boss.
Who's fucking this cat, has many applications it can be a question or a response. Most likely used on contruction sites and less formal places of employment. Often used as a response to a challenge of work practices( offering unqualified advice) or an absence of authority on site.

I'm the one who's fucking the chicken 

Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.
My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"