2. the fantasy literature alternative to "whore" or "prostitute," because everybody knows that apostrophes in odd places and double vowels have the power to change any word into a fantasy literature word.
Sal: Wow, that would have appeared awkward in writing!
Tha'lanaa'kaei: Thou artest a diirty who're for thieverying the inno'cence of my liittle bro'ther!
Kasae'liaanaa: He arteth my huusband now, wench! I am permitted su'uch!