Whizzer 

Someone who every mother wants at a little league game. Probably your ex-husbands ex-lover. Nobody shares his devotion to style. Also, it’s likely he was trained in karate.

As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad.

Whizzer by Acttwo May 9, 2020

Whizawalicious 

Meaning Godlike, Absolute Perfection.

The badgers vigorously began to carve Betty White into the frozen ice, the result was whizawalicious.

Whizawalicious by ChickenHacker July 4, 2016

Dirty Whizzo 

When you eat peanut butter and jelly out of a persons asshole

Yo I gave that girl a dirty whizzo last night

Dirty Whizzo by Tornado92 April 22, 2017

Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz 

A fancy word for Penis. Your crush is 85% likelier to fall in love with you if you use this word on them. Just hearing this word sends shivers down a person's spine. This word is so effective because it stresses on the "whizz" part, causing your future partner to visualize your penis and just fantasize.
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?

"Hey, wanna see my Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"

Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz by bechamel lars June 6, 2019

whizzer 

Great, Brilliant, Wonderful, Amazing

Pandora: wow we're gonna have a whizzer time in this collage aren't we eff?

(quoted from skins)

whizzer by champ status January 1, 2010

wizzaculate 

The act of attempting to wizz when you have a full tank of semen and instead of urine coming out of your penis the flow is interrupted by ejaculate.

After not getting any for a month, Tim went to urinate and was surprised to wizzaculate all over the ivory throne.

wizzaculate by FrancisFerdinand September 29, 2009

your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

your a wizzard hary, im a what

your a wizzard hary by notsouratall June 2, 2020