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A term used for your penis when it is exposed to cold conditions. This is due to the temporarily small size which your penis adopts.
Guy1: "Jesus the sea is freezing"
Guy2: "Tell me about it i just got white penis!"
Guy1: "Better go warm up before it becomes permanent!"
by LeJerry November 21, 2012

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The male sexual organ as is possessed by a male of European origins.

Known to be the “average” in American culture, Caucasian penises are also known to be the softest penis amongst other races and also being angled at approximately 90 +/- 15 degrees when erect.
Woman: Oh wow that white penis is nice and squishy.
by Mr. Arrogance August 12, 2007

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The male sexual organ as is possessed by a male of European origins.

Known to be the “average” in American culture, Caucasian penises are also known to be the softest penis amounts the other races and also being angled at approximately 90 +/- 15 degrees when erect. For this reason, while pleasuring a woman, it rarely stimulates any senses forcing woman to compel fake orgasms, although they do not openly admit to them.
Woman: Oh baby your white penis makes me feel soo good, please oh please don’t stop…

Woman’s mind: (I am so bored, I wish he took that viagra like I asked him too…)
by Mr. ic Arrogance August 05, 2007

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