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whiteboarding 

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.
Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...
whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017
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whiteboard offense 

Drawing up basketball plays on a whiteboard that relate to relationship advice or getting someone laid
Seth is trying to get with Jasmine, we gotta get the whiteboard offense going to help him out.

Whiteboard 

A racial slur for a white person.
Yo, whiteboard- I am going to smack that bud light lime out of your hands.

You be trippin if you think your whiteboard ass is going to get some of this choc-o-lat!
Whiteboard by john bon bon jovi February 13, 2009

Whiteblack

White people or black supremacists who only live within their community consists of white or black people, nothing else, no Orientals, no Hispanics, nor Punjabis, they’re usually from the first world, dominating English speaking countries with rich racist histories such as the United Condom, the United States etc
Look at that whiteblack group harassing the Chinese guy in the corner, they seem like they’re not willing to be friends with other groups beside white or black people
Whiteblack by Real minority September 24, 2019

whiteblackirishman 

A man that when he is slap faced drunk, he has multiple personality disorder. He thinks that he is white buying drinks for every one in the bar. Then he thinks he is black when he gets home, because when his bitch tries to confront him he smacks the living shit out of her. Then, when the cops get to his crib, after a call of domestic abuse he tries to fight off the cops like a drunk ass Irishman in a bar fight.
Geeze I hate when Jerry gets drunk, he acts like a whiteblackirishman.
whiteblackirishman by Gipper431 August 17, 2011

whiteboardproblems 

twitter hashtag, problems that arise as a result of studying, during or while studying, or as a result of a large amount of work and stress
engineer one- i ran out of food at the lib on my all-nighter and was forced to dumpster dive, in the lib so i wouldn't want to vom due to so much adderall

engineer two- serious #whiteboardproblems eh?

"i got 99 problems, and there all masteringphyics ones... #whiteboardproblems"

everyone has serious #whiteboardproblems finals week
whiteboardproblems by auzziedevil December 6, 2011

Whiteboard Baiting 

When a teacher or adult unintentionally says innuendo to the class whilst giving a lesson, just waiting for a student to yell out "that's what she said" or fall into tears laughing.
Did you have Mr. Harris for physical science this morning?
Yeah. He was whiteboard baiting us for the whole class on friction!

He kept telling us "When you grab something and rub it, you create friction, which radiates heat from the object."
We were trying so hard not to laugh