When your boss comes in, tells you all his ideas in a trauma-dump fashion, and then walks away.

Basically a scare tactic to cause anxiety about ideas and situations that aren’t really a big deal.

Picture someone writing all their ideas or fears out on a whiteboard with messy scribble-like hand writing, and leaving you to decide what it truly means. Should you be nervous? Or is this man projecting?

Worker 1: “Did you talk to the boss today?”

Worker 2: “Yes, he trauma dumped about the uncertainty of our department.”

Worker 1: “He’s always white boarding and walking away.”

White boarding by YaGurlMS September 1, 2022

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Whine Boarding

The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.

I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!

Whine Boarding by Wallville January 5, 2008

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whiteboarding

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.

Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...

whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017

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Whitebeard

Born as Edward Newgate.
The strongest pirate alive in the One Piece universe. He is 20 feet tall, closest to "one piece", loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.

Did I mention he can start earthquakes?

Pirate 1: Dam, Whitebeard is the man for freeing fishman island from the slave trade!

Fisher Tiger: Thanks for stealing my thunder Whitebeard.

Whitebeard: GURA GURA!

Whitebeard by Jimbei October 21, 2009

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