A source of free candy and often has nice men inside with tape and a bag, who most of the time offer candy to kids for free.
Me : Hey jimmy, look it's a white van.
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy
White van dude: hey kids want some candy
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy
White van dude: hey kids want some candy
by TheDezzNutsAnator9000 November 13, 2020
Preferred transport medium used by the Sri Lankan state (Rajapaksa governments) to forcibly disappear political dissidents
Machan, don't say anything bad about the president, they might white van you too!
Dude, did you hear what happened to him, he got white vanned! May his soul rest in peace.
Dude, did you hear what happened to him, he got white vanned! May his soul rest in peace.
by SL_Bhaiyya May 14, 2021
by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022
A white van that looks sus, like the driver has a tendency to lie to children, saying things such as "I will give you x if you get in my van".
by Fuery February 2, 2023
The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
by Codfisssh November 11, 2019
I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.
Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?
Child: I sure do mister.
Vanman: then get in the van.
Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?
Child: I sure do mister.
Vanman: then get in the van.
by Not a vanman June 29, 2021