by afukenduck August 16, 2019
the vehicle you will most commonly hear being described in cases of kidnappings and escaped pedophiles.
by pollywolly April 11, 2006
An obvious but false lead. White vans are usually associated with deviate activity so it is easy to point to a white van when something happens. For example, during the Washington DC sniper shootings, authorities were looking for a (DUH) white van when the culprits were in a Maroon Chevy Caprice
The white van they pulled over at midnight turned out to be a plumber on an emergency call. The real perps got away in their purple Scion.
I traced the person you told me stole my books but your lead was a ginormous white van.
I traced the person you told me stole my books but your lead was a ginormous white van.
by bback November 8, 2007
no matter how old they are, the male driver of this van will always spend less time watching the road and more time eyeing up any member of the opposite sex. If you get two men at the front of the van, you are more than likely to have the non-driver wind down the window and make some laddish comment. Usually grown-up townies (see also). Also see: paedo, paedophile
by beckybunny June 15, 2004
When an old ice cream man called Pedro pulls up to your house and says to you “come to my van I have candy”.
by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 21, 2019
by Cameron Philip July 31, 2016
An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.
Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.
by Kamikazee49 March 8, 2018