An agonizingly long walk covering a short distance where there will be bad news awaiting at the end.
by Axiom Kid April 18, 2007
The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.
Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.
Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.
Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.
by angry Dick March 21, 2011
A general term for any ungainly or comical dancing style. Usually characterized by a lack of coordination, rhythmic sense, grace or poise. The name derives from the supposed lack of dancing ability amongst white people.
by null device February 3, 2013
Unadventurous dancing where the protagonist steps to the left and then to the right in time, or out of time to the music.
Often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office Christmas parties.
Often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office Christmas parties.
Anthony: Shit, I didn't know Ian could dance!?!
Nigel: That ain't dancing'. He's doin' the White Man Shuffle.
Anthony: What a cunt.
White Man Boogie
Nigel: That ain't dancing'. He's doin' the White Man Shuffle.
Anthony: What a cunt.
White Man Boogie
by MrGorsky March 17, 2011
by Francis B November 1, 2007
A redneck woman's husband or baby Daddy goes to jail. Imediately or soon there after she starts frequenting nearby trailers,RVs or campers selling sexual favors for money to feed and house herself and/or spawn
Neck#1-" Did you hear Darlene's husband Richard went to jail for domestic violence and DUI the other day?"
Neck#2-"No way man that's like twice this month!"
Neck#1-" Yeah man I caught her going into Monroe's camper the day after he was arrested.
Neck#2-"Dang that's the fastest I ever seen someone start Doing The White Trash Shuffle !"
Neck#2-"No way man that's like twice this month!"
Neck#1-" Yeah man I caught her going into Monroe's camper the day after he was arrested.
Neck#2-"Dang that's the fastest I ever seen someone start Doing The White Trash Shuffle !"
by Duckuverymuch December 29, 2020