the act of jizzing somewhere in your girlfriend's house and telling her you didn't
Jared told his girlfriend a white lie about the stain on the sofa
by teh buhs February 14, 2011
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People from England who make up their past. Because Americans are gullible they make up lies to disguise their plans to bring the Crown to USA
I’m from England, while USA FIGHT over seas, we are gonna populate but use white lies to manipulate people.
by Brian schwisow March 4, 2022
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A lie that doesn’t have any particular damage or colossal aftermath. However, something that is not a white lie but is often mistaken for one; stealing someone else’s Halloween candy without their knowledge. This is a crime.
“A little white lie never hurt anyone,” he said as he tossed the body in a freshly dug ditch.
by Lehrven March 2, 2022
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A minor, polite or harmless lie. A white lie can be excused because it doesn't cause great harm.
- I don't wanna see my friends today.
- Tell them.
-But I don't want to hurt them.
-So tell them that you're not feeling good.
- It isn't true !
- C'mon, it's just a little white lie !
by Anissa_LS November 21, 2013
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n. A lie that confesses a made-up flaw, used to protect the listener from a devastating truth. This type of lie is believable to the listener because it makes the liar look bad, but not nearly as bad as the truth would. Based on the TV character, Walter White, from "Breaking Bad".
Ex: I told my family a Walter White Lie when I said I gambled all of our money away. The truth is, I lost it all in a bad meth deal.

Ex: Ken told Jenny a Walter White Lie when he said cheated on her once when he was drunk. He really is a closeted homosexual and was only able to have sex with her if he fantasized about the Village People.
by D. Lusk November 17, 2013
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A YouTube show put on by the group Starkid, whom are also known for their shows A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Me and My Dick and Starship. The show has 11 episodes, starring the famous Darren Criss and Lauren Lopez from their other musicals.
Friend 1: Hey dude, have you seen A Very Potter Musical?
Friend 2: Yeah, its so cool!

Friend 1: Then you should watch Little White Lie!!
*11 episodes later*
Friend 2: That was so cool!!!
Friend 1: Told ya!
by Moonshoes Potter June 28, 2011
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A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.
Examples of "White Bearded Lie":

If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.

Yes fluffy will go to heaven.

If you lie your nose will grow long.

Too much TV will make your eyes go square.

Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
by Santas little helper September 11, 2012
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