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bitch whistle 

The high pitched sqeal produced by giving head to a flacid penis.
When an ugly, fat girl is blowing, and you cant keep it up because she disgusts you. She gets over zealous and blows a bitch whistle.
bitch whistle by ham wallet September 7, 2005

BITCH WHISTLE

A female that is only detectable as a bitch to other girls. Their awfulness is in a frequency only other women can hear
What do you mean? Carley is so nice! Nah, she told me I was brave for wearing this, she's a bitch whistle

Bitch Whistler 

A saxophone player with the coveted ability to remove the opposite sex's clothes through his ripping sax lines.
Yo, that bitch whistler's killin it!

Whistlebritches 

A term used for someone whos name cannot be remembered.
Man A: You should ask ol' Whistlebritches if he wants to go to the movies with us.

Man B: You mean John?

Man A: Yea, That guy.
Whistlebritches by Keado September 21, 2007

whistlebitch 

That girl that pours tequila directly into your mouth, while wearing hot-pants and blowing obnoxiously into her whistle.
I went to Papas & Beer last night for my birthday and I can't remember anything after I met the whistlebitch.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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