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whistletoe

a plant leaf that is held over your head when someone wants to give you a blow job
Bill's wife coaxed me to stand under the whistletoe

picky whiskle

A shot of whiskey, followed by a pickle chaser.
Let's have picky whiskles!
picky whiskle by not-DC October 5, 2011
a slag term for "whisker biscuit"
a vagina with two day's worth of pubic hair growing.
ryan: hannah has a blates whisket, know what i'm saying?
alun: eww that's sick man!
louise: LOL!
whisket by LouiseFaye October 4, 2007

Whiskless 

I couldn't stir the cake mix because i was whiskless.
Whiskless by Amessy Patel March 29, 2011

whistletonian 

a breed of human that can sing in the highest register possible, also known as a whistletone. Examples of whistletonians include Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, and of course, the fabulous John Silverstone. Whistletonians often randomly sing unnecessarily throughout the day to flex their vocal range even if no one cares. They also tend to be attracted to men (by either being a straight female or gay male). Whistletonians wear sparkly jackets and dresses.
Ariana: OMG!!! Did you hear about the new whistletonian, John Silverstone???
Mariah: YAAASSS!! I’M SHOOK! HE’S FABULOUS!! WIG!!

John: Yay! I have been initiated and now I am a true whistletonian!!!! #amazeballs πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
whistletonian by jsilverstone September 27, 2019

Whistletwat 

A person of rare talent. Not necessarily involving vaginal flatulence. Used in a derogatory fashion.
Yo! Whistletwat, got any bright ideas?
Whistletwat by Whistletwat June 20, 2021