occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.
(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.
by JCUD114 March 21, 2020
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Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).
"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."
by Tortoisemaster July 16, 2013
Named after the famous sausage chef. Cox was known for roasting an incredibly thick sausage in a short period of time whilst still maintaining the shaft girth and stiffness. This legend was believed to be the best across all the land. Cox was an absolute craftsman. The scoundrel was soo fuckin badass they named a drink after the man. The drink is a stiff one..and it goes by the name of "Scotch on tha Cox". I cannot tell you how its made or what it contains because I would have to kill you but the small lady still makes them at Zone and they are ill. Cheerio!
Whiskey on tha Cox "I sure am feeling a Cox on tha Rox deep inside my mansoul tonight my good lad,, I pray to lord Capriati that Rude-e will allow me a drink ticket for one and me mate "
by m jay December 4, 2016
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by airsoftking22 March 27, 2021
Same rules as whiskey slap, but you slap bare asses instead. Good for all genders, a man can whiskey slap ass a woman with no regerts...
Friend 1: Wanna play whiskey slap?
Friend 2: I don't wanna play against Carol
Friend 1: we can play whiskey slap ass...
Friend 2: Yeah! I'd whiskey slap that ass!
Friend 2: I don't wanna play against Carol
Friend 1: we can play whiskey slap ass...
Friend 2: Yeah! I'd whiskey slap that ass!
by The Matthew Alan October 8, 2017