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whimpster 

A man who uses his own insecurity to get women.
The moment you get a whimpster in bed you will usually experience the following: two minutes of thrusting, a crying session, then he's sound asleep.
whimpster by Patrick Tescher January 24, 2005
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(n). A wannabe hipster. Someone who longs to embody that off-beat and alternative style of a hipster, but does not quite pull it off.

(adj.) Used to describe something a wipster might say, wear, do, or involve themselves in.
That person listens to underrated bands that are really overrated because they want to a hipster, what a wipster.

Did you get that shirt at Urban? It is so wipster.
Wipster by largemargeincharge January 7, 2010
A combination between a wigger and hipster. The term was created by Sam Hyde in his 2070 Paradigm shift Ted Talk.
Person 1: I can’t tell if Chris is an eboy or wipster, what do you think?

Person 2: He’s a wipster eboys don’t get that many tattoos.

whistersnivet 

A hard blow (e.g; punch or slap) to the body
I'm gonna deal that jack ass a big ol' whistersnivet.

whisterpoof 

to slap someone upside the head, usually due to their stupidity or idiotic actions.
Guy: did you hear what Micah did?
Girl:yes, we should whisterpoof him!

later...
(Girl and guy on approaching Micah)
"JERK!" *whisterpoof!*

Whipster 

A Wannabe Hipster
Why did you get a mohawk? You look like a Whipster.
Whipster by Patc56 August 30, 2009