whip dibble

(verb) The act of ejaculating into a condom, then slapping the woman (or dude if you swing that way) across the face with it.

"Betty, what's that red mark on your face and why are you crying?"
"Bob decided it would be a good idea to give me a whip dibble."

whip dibble by thefiredragon February 14, 2008

dribbley dong whip 

Generally an act of affection. A dribbley dong whip is when a man finishes urinating, and instead of shaking off the last few drops (or dribbles), the man dong whips (AKA cock slap, mushroom stamp, etc) his significant other with the remaining urine.

After enjoying a long and blissfull piss, Mark looked on at his beautifull bride laying peacefully in the bedroom, and decides she is worthy of a much deserved dribbley dong whip.

dribbley dong whip by PDD May 1, 2006

Whimdibbler 

A person partaking in multiple whimsical activities.

Justin-"Today i smoked a joint and drank a 2 liter of purple drank."

Jesus-"Damn, you truly are a whimdibbler my son.

Whimdibbler by Gonzo the festive Whimdibbler January 18, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016